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pros of dating me:

  • im an older man near you

cons of dating me: 

  • im an older man 

im goin to sleep

with my matesprit

on a bed

where i am actually welcome an not kicked off to the floor like a bad dog

thats the selective Alzheimers settin in

with how often you come up with delusions about black solicitations an comments about my dick im pretty sure you do

i dont know, is it usually toxic in the seemingly endless fantasies you come up with?

hes the one tryin to get knuckle deep in my nook

the stupid baby version of a tantrum

im not dealin with yet another insufferable prick throwin a tantie

ishayu tell him to quit it my upload stopped my first shouted request to stop him

fleetadmiraldualscar:

I don’t knowv howv stylin hair on your grotesque face is supposed to be an improvwement in comparison to my handsome facade. Style it as you vwant, it doesn’t make you look any better.

I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU YOU SELF CENTERED IMBECILE