one day I’ll stab czunah in his sleep and finally be happy

good old human bible

i cant erase or my palmhusk goes crazy

i smell like cheese and sweatss ajwwhat the fuckhphone why are you glitchingoje


stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all


oh r1ght we were bbfals….



i broke up with victus because i could not handle the weight of being in a relationship that did not include constant explosions and mind control

but you were st1ll my best bro even w1thout the explos1ons and…uh….

we were never best bros

if you have time can we go shoe shopping? i need some now

of course we can lets go everythin shoppin in fact

i have watched every episode of the simpsons twice and i love humans theyre so stupid